Friday, 26 December 2008
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TWILIGHT @)%U_(@_(&#(_*_@&(_*#_@&$(_@A*U$_**%)%($#)%&
No, I have no idea what bad words translate into what symbols, so yes, I didn't even bother.
But anyway .. .
TWILIGHT IS THE EVIL INCARNATION OF SATAN (who I don't really believe in. Surely I would have been stuffed in a handbasket by now. Honestly) THAT HAS RUINED MY LIFE! YES! IT'S BECAUSE OF TWILIGHT THAT I CAN NO LONGER LOOK UP TESTS ON WHETHER I'M A VAMPIRE OR NOT IN MY FREE TIME THE BASTARD-SPAWN!!!!!!
Not to mention several other things of course. Like making me feel like MORE of a freak by not liking it. It's not like I care about being normal or anything, but seriously? Maybe just, you know, once in a while having something to talk to with my group of friends with would be nice.
Okay, that's an overstatement. But maybe I like finding vampires to be creepily twisted and entertaining! Has THAT OCCURED TO YOU TWITARDS?! HUH?! HAS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah, that's right. I THOUGHT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck no. I don't need your deep breaths. I NEED RIGHTOUS FURY!
So, I've been Rping recently, to escape the bad memories of christmas (which I have nothing against, actually. Sort of. Ish.) and the annoying "let's all pray to jesus because it's his B-day!!!! And who cares if maybe that's getting too religious! It's says christ in it after all! Who cares if we're offending millions of people by encouraging them to pray to someone they don't give a damn about!!!!!"
Okay, it's not quite like that- but that's one of the two things I have agaisnt christmas. That's all. It's a great holiday, but for starters, it was created to cover up Yule (a pagan holiday) so that christians could get more standing, so it would be nice if it didn't suddenly all come down to Jesus now. (Not that I have anything against him. Great guy. Total homophobic racist. You know how it is.)
Of course, I live in the hick town of all total hickiness so there's no escape. Tis grand. This is the life, you know? So anyway.
Back to what I was saying. I've been RPing on roleplaygateway, and of course, since it's the holidays, there's not much to do. But anyway.
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Fuck, I need to stop saying anyway.
Nanishiro. Did you know there are over . ..10 twilight topics there? How do you even pull of a plot in a fucking twilight topic? No wonder they're always in need of boys. You know what? Maybe more of the lifeless zombie twelve-year-olds (Okay, I know they're not necessarily twelve, but the intelligence levels about the same, so WHO THE FUCK CARES?) should just create a girl and guy character so that they can all match up and live happily ever after. Oh, wait, that would be creepy.
I'm so proud of you HOMOPHOBIC BITCHES!And you know what else? I'm sick of the quote "What a stupid lamb" and "What a poor masochistic lion". What the FUCK is with turning a quote obviously about peace into something involving mindless romance? I LIKED CHRISTIANITY BETTER BEFORE ALL THIS STUPIDITY!
And don't get me started on what a shitty, shitty book this is. Did you know Abusive-Edwards arms make witty conversation!? Isn't that amazing? I'm so proud of you all! And did you know that Bella has totally lied to you all, because if you're really that self effacing GOODLUCK FINDING A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND! LOVE YOURSELF FIRST! Most boys are lame.
Also, remember, Real Men. Don't. Rape. They also don't abuse, and they control themselves when they want to beat someone up over you. And they don't take your problems out on you.
AND I FOR ONE AM FUCKING GLAD EDWARD CULLENS DOES NOT EXIST!
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I went boom. Oh look, here's an ear.
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